Saturday Funnies XI

by lucy on January 21, 2012

As usual another email gem from one of my email buddies.  I do enjoy these emails.  I like smiling, giggling and having my spirits lifted every.single.day.

Enjoy!

What is Celibacy?

 

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that  husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose,  isn’t it?”

And thus began Frank’s life of celibacy…

At the end of the email was attached this quote and I liked it! Not sure who said it? Tried to find out and had no success but I thought I would share it anyway!

The happiest people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have… So please remember: Live simply. Love generously. Care Deeply.  Speak Kindly.  Leave the Rest to God.

Hope you smiled! Would love for you to share a joke or a ‘lift me up’ saying! Have a wonderful Saturday!!

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

roseamary January 21, 2012 at 10:06 am

flower/flour LOL

Karen Mortensen January 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

That story was funny. I loved that quote. So true.

Dawn Storey January 21, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Loved the joke – thanks!

Pam January 21, 2012 at 2:17 pm

LOVED IT! I was more than smiling…LOL

meleah rebeccah January 22, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Hilarious!

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell January 22, 2012 at 5:54 pm

No he did not say that! Celibacy was deserved. :)

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