It is Saturday!!! Give me a holler,woot! woot! Even better it is a long weekend for many in the good ole USA!! I know, there are plenty of people who still work but those of you that get to enjoy a long weekend, well, enjoy!
Anyway, today is for laughing! Once again the laughter comes from my email buddies, or, better known as the email chain gang! Just a small group of us who enjoy passing around those jokes, yeah, the ones most of you dislike and delete.
Never fear, you lucky readers have me to read through and pick out the best 
Now, I insist, Laugh away. It is good for the soul!
This one is Titled: Dad’s Reply!
Using color!
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red,Orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:”What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not Choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ….”Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if You might be my kid.”
Do I see a smile?
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good thing I wasn’t drinking when I read this to funny
did your dad seriously say that – I bow down to his quick thinking!!!!
Love a quick wit! Funny :0
That was pretty funny girl!
AhHAhahHAHhHAhahHAHhahha! Very funny!! AhahahhahaHA
LOL I’m so glad I didn’t have any food or drink in my mouth either.
This is hitting it right there! Ahhh sigh. nice. I love a good laugh.
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