Life interrupted! Some love it. Some live for it! Chaos is their First, Middle and Last Name! Oh, how I wish it was just one of my names!!!
I don’t do well with Chaos. Therefore, when my world turns upside down, well, yikes!Remember when it was the Goodyear Blimp? Now it is the DirectTV Blimp! Doesn’t sound right, does it?
The DirectTV Blimp hovered over my house for days and this brought CHAOS!Spectators!
A lot of random people traipsing through the community areas and trying to cut through private properties to get to the Golf Tournament!
Oh, and the Parties! Yes, a lot of homeowners enjoy having parties, especially those that own a home on the Golf course.
But, the Homeowners’ below are by far the worst. They are the ‘talk of the town’. Kind of in a notorious way! Oh, and I suspect there is some envy in a few too. Include My husband in the envy.Party Through the Trees!
Oh, you can’t see all the Fun at that house through the trees. There are huge tents on their lawn. Inside the house is a Vodka bar. They remove their furniture. They cover their floors. The Homeowners’ have Port-o-lets on the curb. Oh, wait, I forgot to tell you about all the fun! There are Bud Girls. Music, car raffle, television screens and a shitload of alcohol. Basically, their home is a bar for about 5 days. Now, that is not the envy part. Well, maybe it is? Bud girls? Yeah, who am I kidding, my husband is a shit LOL! But, no way would I want all that going on in my home. Remember my issues with CHAOS!! By the way,The Homeowners’ do not sponsor all this fun activity. Nope. Companies sponsor the fun!!
Another shot of the Notorious Party House!
I call this ‘Whoring’ out your house! Or ‘Pimping’ it out! I just couldn’t have my home turned into a bar for five days but the rumor is they get $18,000.00 for the little adventure! My husband calls that smart! Now, you totally understand his ENVY!! $18,000 and Bud Girls!!
But, I feel sorry for the neighbors. It is loud. Oh, I mean super,duper loud. Have you ever been to a bar? Would want one next door to you for five days? Imagine too, if your neighborhood is typically quiet and then boom! A bar! Drunks, music, the smell of alcohol,sweat and urine! Oh, and urine mixed with alcohol. Oh, and you know the Drunks that can’t hold their alcohol, what happens next? Yep, puking. Especially when it is hot and many of these people are not regular drinkers. One.Big.Fat. Mess! In a residential,quiet,neighborhood!!
We hear all the noise and we live behind the mess!! People are obnoxious. They are Drunk and they stumble through the surrounding yards. The police drive by constantly. It was funny, my husband took few days off this year. The noise was so awful he was unable to read on our deck. We left our house for a few hours to escape the madness. Most homes do not take the parties anywhere near the level of this home. Oh, the other rumor, about this couple? Well, they had a child a couple of years ago and everyone wondered where the kid was during all this partying? Because, Mom and Dad, the Homeowners are seen having a lot of fun. A lot of fun!! Matter of fact, the wife/mother is seen stumbling around quite often. Talking loudly and slurring her words. You are totally getting my drift, right? Well, it is going around the neighborhood that they ship the kid off for the week. Personally, I am glad to hear the child is not apart of the partying! Others, think it is horrible she ships the kid away. What? What is the alternative. Keep it around to party hardy at age 2?
Oh, well,The chaos becomes annoying. Eventually you have to protect your private property. Drunk spectators become, well, difficult. To put it plainly,Pains in the royal asses! My husband didn’t get our rope up quick enough AND we had some fun happen………Zooming Golf Carts are dangerous! LOL
An impatient Golf Cart driver decided to cut through my yard to get somewhere! My yard,this means, Private Property. To spell it out more clearly, Not owned by The Country Club!! Therefore, The Country Club will not seed my yard. Golf Carts leave tire tracks!! I was pissed. My husband got the rope up fast!!! He does things quick when it is going to hurt his back pocket.
Oh, and then why are people so mean to doggies? AND, doggies in THEIR YARD OWN YARD!?!? People would try to cut through my yard and they would kick him! Um, you are trespassing! It is the DOG’S YARD!He will bite if KICKED!
People that looked similar to those below were doing the kicking and partying and partaking in all the chaos of the week!Ordinary People become something else when they change into Spectators!
But, my favorite guy! Was the guard at the gate!!! This guy looks so harmless and nice, right? Don’t let him fool you! He didn’t take anyone’s shit!!The Guard!
Are you a chaos person?