Saturday! Let’s Laugh! And, with all the serious political yammering well I thought we should laugh.
Will Rogers Style!
You know what they say, sometimes there is some truth in humor?
Anyway, enjoy Will Says……..
“We don’t have to worry about anything. No nation in the history of the world was ever sitting as pretty. If we want anything, all we have to do is go and buy it on credit.”
“This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.”
“Villains are getting as thick as college degrees and sometimes on the same fellow.”
“Remember, write to your Congressman. Even if he can’t read, write to him.”
“We shouldn’t elect a President. We should elect a magician.”
“We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring ’em to make good.”
“When newspapers knock a man a lot, there is sure to be a lot of good in him.”
“The platform will always be the same, promise everything, deliver nothing.”
“I generally give the party in power, whether Republican or Democrat, the more digs because they are generally doing the country more damage. The party in power drawing a salary is to be knocked.”
“I have not aligned myself with any party. Sitting tight waiting for an attractive offer.”
“A flock of Democrats will replace a mess of Republicans. It won’t mean a thing. They will go in like all the rest of ’em. Go in on promises and come out on alibis.”
“Republicans want a man that can lend dignity to the office. Democrats want a man that will lend some money.”
“Both parties have their good times and bad times at different times. Good when they are out. Bad when they are in.”
“Ain’t it funny how many hundreds of thousands of soldiers we can recruit with nerve. But we can’t find one politician in a million with backbone.”
“Be a Politician—no training necessary. “
I hope you laughed and took a break from all the seriousness of the election!